No, nothing, I’m just feeling a little dull, nothing special.
Yeah, mom… I gotta tell you the truth… I must tell you something, but it’s a bit dire…
Yes, mom, it’s hard, but I’ve been thinking about it for a while. I gotta tell you. Yes.
Mom, I think I…
Yes, mom, I’ve been eating regularly. Yeah. I gotta tell you… No, I just have a cold.
Mom, I want to tell you I’m… I’m Berlusconi, mom. I’ve given it quite a thought lately… I feel strange… I’m Berlusconi.
Are you crying, mom? Mom, you’re crying!
No, mom, I was joking! Yes, mom, I’m not Berlusconi. No, I’m not Berlusconi, I’ll be damned if I am, I’d rather be a thief, not that there’s much of a difference anyway.
No, mom, I’m not Berlusconi. I meant to tell you that I am gay. Eheheh, I know, you got scared! You got scared, mom!
No, I’m just gay, mom, I’m not both gay and Berlusconi, or else I would be having issues – serious issues.
No, mom, I’m just gay, I’m just gay, yeah.
I know, mom, yeah, I know, it’s better to be gay than to be Berlusconi. Yeah, I know.
hahaha, that is awesome!
Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa_0Ix57n0U
Translation:
It must be done. It must be done.
Good Morning, mom.
No, nothing, I’m just feeling a little dull, nothing special.
Yeah, mom… I gotta tell you the truth… I must tell you something, but it’s a bit dire…
Yes, mom, it’s hard, but I’ve been thinking about it for a while. I gotta tell you. Yes.
Mom, I think I…
Yes, mom, I’ve been eating regularly. Yeah. I gotta tell you… No, I just have a cold.
Mom, I want to tell you I’m… I’m Berlusconi, mom. I’ve given it quite a thought lately… I feel strange… I’m Berlusconi.
Are you crying, mom? Mom, you’re crying!
No, mom, I was joking! Yes, mom, I’m not Berlusconi. No, I’m not Berlusconi, I’ll be damned if I am, I’d rather be a thief, not that there’s much of a difference anyway.
No, mom, I’m not Berlusconi. I meant to tell you that I am gay. Eheheh, I know, you got scared! You got scared, mom!
No, I’m just gay, mom, I’m not both gay and Berlusconi, or else I would be having issues – serious issues.
No, mom, I’m just gay, I’m just gay, yeah.
I know, mom, yeah, I know, it’s better to be gay than to be Berlusconi. Yeah, I know.
No, I’m just gay, mom. Yeah. Bye.
Heh… what? lol