44. Twilight
…and so concludes the 5 movies in 5 days. There will no doubt be more in future, as I’ve got plenty more ideas left.
Contributed by sassy-pants and lmak-the-otaku, without whom I would never have sat through Eclipse.
Poly in Pictures
The visual webcomic ramblings of a polyamorous probably-20-something stick person.
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I always sit through the Twilight films and think her life would be so much easier if she recognised she was Poly. My daughter looks at me with Horror when i voice this opinion.
I wondered how the Twilight one of these was going to turn out….’tis genius!
As a Poly person I too have difficulty with love triangles.
twilight would have been exactly 100 000x better if it had gone something like this
love the comic 🙂
Agreed! Honestly, it would make the movies not only shorter, but so much less painful to sit through. Angst: avoided!
I’ve been Team Poly since book 2! 😀
this is hilarious! i always wished she’d just be like, “i give up, i love you both.” i mean, they both love her so i’m sure they would’ve went for it. too bad the author is mormon :/
I think Jacob would have struggled a bit but maybe been ok in the end. Edward seemed to have a lot of deep-seated jealousy issues that would have taken a lot of getting over though. However Bella would definitely make more sense if she just went with being poly. 🙂
it´s one of the reasons i hate twilight – the oh-so innocent bella is totally pulling jake along for how long? she´s not saying him a definite ‘no’ until like 5 min before her wedding for crying out loud!
I think that’s more the poor writing than Bella’s fault… 😉
Have you seen Bandits? That actually has a poly ending! The female lead has to choose between her two guys, and she picks both! http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0219965/
I didn’t know that! Thank you. 🙂
There’s also “Savages“ in which they are poly all along. It’s actually a super stereotypical hetero ”damsel in distress“ story where she gets kidnapped and saved by her guy, just that it’s two guys who both are her boyfriends and save her together. if you can deal with blood and guts and action mixed up with your poly, this film is nice to watch.